Currently listening to:Feels like home by Chantal Kreviazuk
Status:THROAT HURTS
Such a sucker for roses, i am. Anyway, Valentine’s this year was pretty damn good is what i am thinking- spent largely in saturated exhaustion to the sweet spot where every single thing you see is hilarious. XQ and I have the most fail chemistry you can ever have between a pseudo couple, and ruined our surprises for each other. STILL I’m pretty pleased with my epic surprise plan and i’ve already put in so much effort for it so I’m just gonna show off now. Blatantly.
Had to figure out her timetable with the help of Su, and googlemaps the way to NUS LT14 where she would be having her japanese lecture.
THE PLAN was that i would ninja-sneak in through the back (yes i even checked where the positions of the lecture theater doors were hahah) and whatsapp her the following photos one by one: (she’s a huge kevjumba fan)
AND I WOULD BE AT THE BACK OF THE LT HOLDING ROSES + HER V DAY PRESENT AFTER THE LAST IMAGE.
It was going to be a pretty damn good surprise ok, i even timed it down to the MINUTE so the last picture would coincide with the end of her lecture but around 6pm she whatsapped me to say that she was gonna skip out of lecture early WHY OH WHY so in the end i carried out the entire plan on the train which ended when we both met at vivo, cue flowers, virtual screaming tick sent tick delivered, “OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GUY.” etc etc etc.
Am i spoiling the market yet teeheehee.
Seriously i honestly feel as though if i were a guy i would get ALL the girls. I repeat this in real life with circumstantial proof rather often which pisses my bros off to no end until they actually need help.
Consultancy rates start at fifty per hour, you are welcome.
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