Currently listening to:Impossible by Shout Out Louds
Status:Giddy with laughter
Me (holding my camera): Hey BBF! Give me a smile!
BBF:… Commandos dont smile
SOMEONE COMMANDO LEADERS ALL ACT COOL ALREADY SLAP YOUR FACE
Case in point: Above, BBF trying out all his not-smiling-scrunched-up-faces
Had eggs and toast and coffee for breakfast with BBF today ^^
I haven’t seen him for so long (THREE CONSECUTIVE FIELD CAMPS, WHYYYY) and i have long accepted this as part and parcel of what comes with having an army bbf who’s forever heading off to roll in the mud and shoot rifles in otherworldly parts of the country, but still.
It was incredibly funny i miss my bbf so much! Dragged myself out of bed at 7am just to meet him early (adnsjakndjkasnd hate waking up early for you only k bbf seriously) since i had to work last minute in the afternoon, but it was pretty worth it. Quality time with the bbf 😀
Off to work in the afternoon. INTRODUCING MY EXTREMELY MESSY DESK which everyone keeps complaining about
Also, lunch with the colleagues- Xtel Aaron Sid- at Ricciotti near our workplace.
SALMON SALAD WITH POACHED EGG AND BAILEYS WAS SO. GOOD.
I usually love heading off to work in the mornings but i was so grumpy today because it was so last minute and a public holiday and i was supposed to be spending time with BBF (before the whole “its ok, lets meet earlier then!” thing re: WAKING UP EARLY) and also, movie date with xq and daph which i had to push back by 3 shows.
Come to think of it, my grumpy face is kinda funny.
Lunch consisted a Blackberry vs iPhone debate on the table, as usual. I think i did pretty well, considering the other three people at the table were iPhone users. heh heh.
Also, i lost a bet regarding email and had to sing in the office but i forgot my lyrics halfway and ran out ARGH SO EMBARRASSING
Whatevz, moving on
Watched Beastly with XQ and Daph!
….ok it kinda sucked. Storyline was completely unrealistic, too many huge leaps in logic, things that didn’t even make sense to begin with (yeah right a guy carry you to your bed and tuck you in you dont wake up at all ACT ONLY LAH PLEASE), and also i really dont like Vanessa A. Hudgens.
I really, really, really dont like VAHudgens. XQ and i discussed this before, and decided that there are two kinds of female leads
1. The kind of girl noone notices, but is SUPPOSEDLY kinda pretty and has a really interesting (yeah right) personality and an annoying-as-hell whiny voice. When the male lead talks to her, she’ll look up shyly through her eyelashes and let a smile tug at the edge of her lips and make out some vaguely cryptic answer thats deigned to leave the guy thinking ooh, that girl is deep and then she’ll walk away. Also, she will try to be independent/stand up for herself/unique/whatever/etc etc but will fail and appear vulnerable and always gets sensitive and hurt over the stupidest things THEREFORE PLAYING ON THE MUST-PROTECT-VULNERABLE-GIRLS SIDE OF EGOISTIC GUYS. Also, she often does things which are (apparently) really sweet and big hearted, like acting all noble and understanding and allowing her boyfriend to try and get over his ex girlfriend slowly or something like that.
these girls annoy me. Examples: VAHudgens in beastly AND high school musical, Kagome in inuyasha, Bella in Twilight, the main female lead in Boys over Flowers, ELENA GILBERT IN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (sorry i am team katherine all the way. this also explains my fierce ANTI ELENA AND DAMON sentiment because please, he is awesome and deserves better. PLEASE.)
the main leads almost always fall in love with type 1 girls.
..Blind. Am So Disappointed in them.
2. The kind of girl who is 1. confident 2. honestly doesnt give a shit what people think 3. genuinely interesting. They usually have shoulder length/really short pixie cut hair/whatever they think represents them, wear whatever make up they want (as opposed to type 1 girls who will put on really ‘natural looking’ make up or whatever), independent in the you-complement-me vs the you-complete-me way (honestly i HATE it when people say mushy stuff like you-complete-me because.. yeah right). When these girls smile they show all their gums and when they laugh they throw back their heads and launch into unbridled laughter- they sure as hell dont giggle– and they have the most KICKASS sense of humour and sarcasm EVER. You could hold a highly intellectual debate or conversation with these girls because they actually have some substance in their heads.
Guys usually hate these girls and they hardly end up with the main lead ie. always labelled the Bitch or Weird or something like that.
i like these girls. Examples: Kikyo in Inuyasha, Katherine/Vampire-Caroline in TVD, Yui in Fushigi Yuugi, Summer in 500days of summer, Jess in New Girl (not yet aired), that hot chick played by natalie portman in No Strings Attached, Mila Kunis in Black swan, Alaska in Looking For Alaska, Midori in Norwegian Wood and, uh, Xiaxue. Dont laugh i know she is not a tv/book character but really what i think she is as interesting and funny as it gets. Except she actually got the guy in the end.
I dont know why i always like The Other Girl.
Oh by the way this is the preview trailer of New Girl which is going to show soon.
Total Type II girl.
So what if Jess looks like a complete wacko/nutcase?! She looks interesting! I would totally date her if i were a guy. Life would never get boring or anything.
OKAY I TOTALLY SIDETRACKED.
Anyway, the movie pretty much established itself as falling into Sucky With No Type II Girls To Support (mary kate doesnt count ok she went all psycho teenage witch in the show, not human.) within the first five minutes so we didnt take it seriously and started ad-libbing whenever we felt like it and ended up laughing like mad throughout the show.
(VAHudgens leans against main male lead and her t-shirt slips off her shoulder)
Me: ACT SEDUCTIVE ONLY LAH SHOW SKIN ALL
Daphne almost chocked on her Garratt (spell?) popcorn heh heh
(Alex Pettyfer’s hand ‘deformity’ starts blooming white roses of death)
XQ: Eh his tattoo quite cool eh
Me: Yah like screensaver like that animated some more
Alex: I want her to come stay with me. She needs someone to protect her.
XQ (aside): CHOKES
Alex: You just murdered someone. Its not safe for her to stay with you. She’ll get killed.
Me: HOW CONVENIENT. YOU LIKE THE GIRL THEN HER DAD KILLS SOMEONE AND YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GET CLOSE TO HER RIGHT.
(Alex turns back into a hansum boi and VAHudgens gets a shock blah blah dramatic scene then they start making out onscreen)
Me: She got lucky….. Damn.
Me: Look! Im sitting here, eating popcorn, watching the credits. Its more interesting than the show!
I cant really remember any more specifically,but it was funny as hell when we were doing it.
Final Words on Beastly: Dont watch it unless you’re just there for the goodlooking actors re: Alex Pettyfer/MKO/that blind dude who i thought was quite cute. Or unless you have friends who are the This is so bad its funny type and start laughing like mad at everything mushy because it is hilarious truly. The actors all had really terrible acting, even though Alex was pretty good in I am Number Four i think. Sigh.
I paid ten bucks for it cos its a public holiday adkjsandjkadjkasndjan
Anyway after the movie, the three of us watched this video on daphne’s iphone:
COLLAPSED INTO LAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WALKWAY.
So we took turns trying it out on hapless passerbys to hilarious results. CITIZENS OF TAMPINES WE ARE SORRY FOR TERRORISING YOU…. Sometimes i think if i were friends with myself i would pretend not to know me.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU WANT TO PRETEND NOT TO KNOW YOURSELF BUT YOU CANT.